Friday, 24 September 2010

B is for...

Breakdancers. The peacock of modern society. They scream 'look at me, look at me' as they move in an unnatural fashion. Had God intended us to move in such a ridiculous way, he'd have equipped us with some sort of organic lazy suzan. There's an annoyingly popular trend of singing and dancing, thanks to likes of Step Up And Be A Twat,  High School Shitsical, Pineapple Fucking Dance Studios to name a few. Sure you've got rhythm and what can be construed as talent, but your last chance of keeping your dignity flew out the window the second you donned your leg warmers and busted out the worm. Wankers.

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