Thursday 30 September 2010

E is for...


Eminem. Well it's not because he's white, that's just ridiculous - i'm white. It's his general swagger, were he not to hold himself like such a twat we could have been friends. Maybe if he pulled his trousers up it wouldn't look as if someone without hands was using him as a hand puppet. And another thing, I have never seen another person hold a microphone in such a ridiculous fashion, were there a competition on holding microphones like a dick he'd win it hands down. Sort yourself out man, and stop whining about your mum. So what she didn't hug you enough, it's probably because you're a cunt. 

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